They say “Heaven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the mechanics German, the chefs Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the mechanics French, the chefs British, and it is all organized by the Italians.”
I shall simply add, in Heaven, the cheesemakers1 are Dutch. Obviously, there is no cheese in Hell.
1 And blessed be the cheesemakers.