John is an endurance athlete, when he's not a writer, which is what he falls back on when he doesn't have a lot of gigs as a musician . . . which is what he does when he's not working as a web developer, which is how he makes a living.
He lives in central Pennsylvania with his wife, two children, two dogs, a cat, and his few remaining marbles.
When he grows up, he wants to be an astronaut/mad-scientist/nacho-taste-tester.