This isn’t the first time that spinach dip has lead to a change in the way I live my life. However, normally, the change that spinach dip leads to is me going to buy larger pants. Anyway, I wanted spinach dip1 and started looking for the ingredients to make it. Alas, I had no spinach.… Continue reading Where I experiment with mayonnaise
Author: John
Where I make thinly-veiled masturbation references in an attempt to be sincere
Over the weekend, I ended up flipping around channels and Tosh.0 came up. Now, I’m not the biggest fan of “let’s make fun of people” shows, and much of Tosh.0 is just that, but I really like his “web redemptions,” where he’ll bring back the butt of some internet video to figure out just what… Continue reading Where I make thinly-veiled masturbation references in an attempt to be sincere
Where I write on only six words #SixWordSunday
We should’ve had hoverboards by now.
Where I give y’all a pop quiz
With all due apologies to KLZ of Taming Insanity, I’m stealing her “Quiz” gimmick, because I find it humorous. Leila has been chewing on her sleeve a lot recently, this means: She’s teething She’s all kinds of weirded-out that she’s actually wearing sleeves, as we just pulled out the fall wear She really, really digs… Continue reading Where I give y’all a pop quiz
Where I write in six words #SixWordSunday
Help can be wanted, not needed. Link up your own Six Word Sunday post at the Diary of a Mad Woman
Where I’m wordless on a Wednesday, why I can get away with snacking all day
Where I love the fall
It starts with the first honeycrisp apples being available in the grocery store. They’re introduced right at the tail-end of blueberry season, right before pumpkin-everything is there. And it’s a good time. The mornings and the evenings start to get colder . . . dog walks, at the insanely early time that I walk them,… Continue reading Where I love the fall
Where I’m a monster
I’m guest posting over at Natalie’s place today, sharing a Monster Mommy Daddy Moment. Please, won’t you stop by?
Where I unleash fury at a troll
There was an anonymous commenter on a guest post I made that struck me especially close to home. It insinuated that I was a horrible father, an absent husband, and, basically, a fraud. This comment was deleted, and as I run through the comment in my mind, I realize, more & more, that it was… Continue reading Where I unleash fury at a troll
Where I look for inspiration
I was chatting with a very dear the friend the other day, and, somehow, the words “you’re inspiring” were used. I may have blushed, and then I tried to figure out how this happened. See, I don’t see myself as inspiring. I see myself as a guy, trying to “keep his head above water,” who… Continue reading Where I look for inspiration