Where I play out the movie of an unwritten memoir

LATE NIGHT – A RUNDOWN OLD THEATER The camera pans in to find a man in his mid-40’s, JOHN, dressed in a tuxedo, asleep in a chair, drooling, a concent program in his hand. The sound of an orchestra tuning fills in the background. The camera zooms in on JOHN’s face as the sound fades.… Continue reading Where I play out the movie of an unwritten memoir

Where I write about why I made the change from WordPress.com to WordPress.org

When I launched Daddy Runs a Lot, I wasn’t entirely sure what I wanted. I had my old blog, but it just wasn’t cutting it for me – everything was workout or diet related, and it’s just difficult to write when you paint yourself into a corner like that. So, I was going to re-launch… Continue reading Where I write about why I made the change from WordPress.com to WordPress.org

Where I bring the random on a Friday, yet again.

It’s Friday, so it’s time for disjointed random. I have a truly beat up iPhone cord at work that’s my “emergency cord.” Normally, I keep a cord in my laptop bag and it travels between my truck & work. Somehow, that cord ended up inside the house and therefore it hasn’t been on me. My… Continue reading Where I bring the random on a Friday, yet again.

Where I make thinly-veiled masturbation references in an attempt to be sincere

Over the weekend, I ended up flipping around channels and Tosh.0 came up. Now, I’m not the biggest fan of “let’s make fun of people” shows, and much of Tosh.0 is just that, but I really like his “web redemptions,” where he’ll bring back the butt of some internet video to figure out just what… Continue reading Where I make thinly-veiled masturbation references in an attempt to be sincere