LATE NIGHT – A RUNDOWN OLD THEATER The camera pans in to find a man in his mid-40’s, JOHN, dressed in a tuxedo, asleep in a chair, drooling, a concent program in his hand. The sound of an orchestra tuning fills in the background. The camera zooms in on JOHN’s face as the sound fades.… Continue reading Where I play out the movie of an unwritten memoir
Month: September 2011
Where I write a guest post about having a penis
So, I’m blogging over at Kim’s Place today. You should read Kim regularly, because she’s incredibly hot sweet & smart & funny & real & good looking. Anyway, she’s on vacation this week, so I’m filling this space that was just begging to be filled… Wait, no, that sounds wrong. But right. Anyway – I… Continue reading Where I write a guest post about having a penis
Where I sacrifice my dignity in an attempt at an easy bedtime
The video is after the jump, just because the embedding code seems to be affecting the load time of my home page.
Where I write in six words yet again #SixWordSunday
I wish I had more time.
Where I write about why I made the change from WordPress.com to WordPress.org
When I launched Daddy Runs a Lot, I wasn’t entirely sure what I wanted. I had my old blog, but it just wasn’t cutting it for me – everything was workout or diet related, and it’s just difficult to write when you paint yourself into a corner like that. So, I was going to re-launch… Continue reading Where I write about why I made the change from WordPress.com to WordPress.org
Where I chronicle my Monday mornings
This Monday, I figured I’d share a little bit about what my Monday mornings are like. Because things on my end are downright crazy. – Weekends are more structured than they used to be, but since I have a 6am videoteleconference with my team in Manila, things are truly a whirlwind around me until I… Continue reading Where I chronicle my Monday mornings
Where I write in six words #SixWordSunday #InappropriateChurchTweet
I like playing with my organ.
Where I bring the random on a Friday, yet again.
It’s Friday, so it’s time for disjointed random. I have a truly beat up iPhone cord at work that’s my “emergency cord.” Normally, I keep a cord in my laptop bag and it travels between my truck & work. Somehow, that cord ended up inside the house and therefore it hasn’t been on me. My… Continue reading Where I bring the random on a Friday, yet again.
Where I experiment with mayonnaise
This isn’t the first time that spinach dip has lead to a change in the way I live my life. However, normally, the change that spinach dip leads to is me going to buy larger pants. Anyway, I wanted spinach dip1 and started looking for the ingredients to make it. Alas, I had no spinach.… Continue reading Where I experiment with mayonnaise
Where I make thinly-veiled masturbation references in an attempt to be sincere
Over the weekend, I ended up flipping around channels and Tosh.0 came up. Now, I’m not the biggest fan of “let’s make fun of people” shows, and much of Tosh.0 is just that, but I really like his “web redemptions,” where he’ll bring back the butt of some internet video to figure out just what… Continue reading Where I make thinly-veiled masturbation references in an attempt to be sincere