Where I write about the most epic fart I’ve had the displeasure of experiencing

There’s been a lot of fart talk, lately . . . and because I have the maturity of a 12-year-old-boy, and in light of Mommakiss admitting that she’s a sleep-farter1, I feel the need to share this story. One of Duffy‘s best friends was getting married . . . while he lived in DC, and… Continue reading Where I write about the most epic fart I’ve had the displeasure of experiencing

Where I write about strippers, and Spongebob, and free beer

Just before the full impact of the .com bust was realized, I got a fairly cushy job, for a recent-college graduate, developing web applications for an Internet startup. For a single guy, living in Baltimore1, it wasn’t too bad of a job. At this job, my phone never rang, unless it was something bad. So,… Continue reading Where I write about strippers, and Spongebob, and free beer

Throwback Thursday: When I admit that I was an asshole

Not long ago, in detailing the roots of Inappropriate Church Tweets, I mentioned Rita. There have certainly been people in my past that I wish I had acted differently with, relationships that didn’t turn out the way that I would have liked. In almost every one of these memories, things didn’t turn out optimally because… Continue reading Throwback Thursday: When I admit that I was an asshole

Throwback Thursday: Riding in an Elevator with James Earl Jones

I remember the rush of excitement when the decision was made. We were hiring Darth Vader. My freshman year of high school, I played bass with the New Jersey Youth Symphony, a group that made money hand-over-fist for allowing children the privilege of playing community organization that ensured that musically-inclined children would be able to… Continue reading Throwback Thursday: Riding in an Elevator with James Earl Jones

Throwback Thursday: Midget Porn!

Thursdays around here will henceforth be known as Throwback Thursdays, when I write about stuff that happened to me long ago… today’s installment? My introduction to Midget Porn. When I started college, they locked me in the basement. Kind of. I lived in the basement of Ober dormitory at Elizabethtown College for my first three… Continue reading Throwback Thursday: Midget Porn!